SMS BANK

MESSAGES OF ALL TYPES

A kash hum sms hote. Ek hi click me aapke pass hote. Bhale hi aap hame delete kar dete. Par kuch pal ke liye to aapke sath hote.s
A Raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes.But some where a thirsty flower awaits its fall.A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u.But somewhere a heart remembers u a lot...
Aaj mere ansu ruk na payenge Tu jo roya to yebhi beh jayenge Rone se hi agar aaram mileto ro lena Tere ansu dekhkar magar hum mar jayenge...
Aap jaise Log hume kuch Khas lagte hain, hum mann me har waqt ik aas rakhte hain, najane kaaaa...b ayega Apka SMS, isliye mobile DIL ke paas rakhte hai.....
Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi lafz,Voh kum hain,Khushnasib hain hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hain. S
Aapki Mohabbat ki tarif juban pe aane lagi,Aapse Mohabbat ki or zindagi muskurane lagi, ye mera pyaar tha ya aapki achchai, ke meri har saans se aapke liye dua ane lagi..
Aapki yaad na aaye to hum bewafa,Aap bulao aur na aaye to hum bewafa, Hume maarne k liye khanjar ki zarurat nahi,1 baar nazar fer lo,na marjye to hum bewafa
Agar gum likhe hon kismat main tumhari to voh humko milen, Agar khushi likhi ho kismat main hamari to voh tumko mile, Agar ansu likhe ho kismat main tumhari to voh humko mile, Agar hasi likhi ho kismat main hamari to voh tumko mile, tera dilbar tera Pyaar tujhko mile, main khush hu agar mujhe sirf tera intzar hi mile...
Agar Rakh sako to ek nishani hu mai,Aur kho do to sirf ek kahani hu mai, Rok payi Na jisko ye sari dunia,wo ek Boond Aankh ka pani huu mai...
Aisa dost chahiye jo Hame apna maan sake,Hamare har dukh ko jaan sake,chal rahe ho ham tez barish me, Phir b pani mein se ansuo ko pehchaan sake ...
Aksar log Pyaar karte hai or bhul jate hai, Afsana banake tanha chod jate hai, Kuch inkar ke bad bhi nibhate hai wafa, Or kuch wade karke bhi Dil tod jate hai...
Ankhein kholu to chehra tumhara ho Ankhein bund karu to sapna tumhara ho, Juba kholu to naam tumhara ho juba bund karu to dhyan tumhara ho, door raho chahe jitna tum, Dil main tumhare Agar naam hamara ho ...
Ankhon se meri jhalak hatne na dijiyega, Dil se meri tasveer mitne na dijiyega, mita do mera naam chahe har kitab se par apni taqdeer se mitne na dijiyega...
Apne Dil se nikli har baat likhta hu, Main apne Pyaar ke jajbat likhta hu, Inhe na samajhna sirf ek SMS, Main ek tute Dil ki aawaj likhta hu...
Arz Kiya Hai-Jubaan Se Keh Nahi Sakte, Khuda Se Fariyaad Karte Hai, Jab Tumahra Dil Zor Se Dhadke, Samajh Lena Hum Yaad Karte Hai.
Ban k ajnabi mile the zindgi k safar me kahin, in yadon k lamho ko kabi bhulayenge nahi, agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki, to bhool jane ki aadat hame b nahi...
Banke aehsas meri dhadkan ke pass rahte ho tasveer bankar meri ankho ke pass rahte ho aaj puchna hai ek sawal aapse .kya door rahkar aap bhi udass rahte ho.STS
Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara,Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin aur kab ayenga sms tumhara! .
Bas Teri Arzoo Bas Teri Pyaas Hai or Kuch bhi Nahi Ek Tu Hi Mere Paas Hai,Sanso ki Lay Main Ye Pyaar Ki Aag Hai,Na Koi Arzo Bas Teri Aas Hai...
Begair jaane pehechane ikrar na kijiye Muskurakar dil ko bekarar na kijiye Phool bhi de jata hai zakham gehra kabhi-kabhi Har phool par u aetbar na kijiye.s
Betab tamannao ke kasak rahne do Manjil ko pane ke lalak rahne do ,Aap bhale he raho door najron se, Per band AANKHON me apni jhalak rahne do...
Bhool karke hamse agar koi bhool hue ho to,bhool samajhkar bhula dena, lekin bhulana sirf bhool ko, galti se bhi hume na bhula dena...
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyaar nahi to shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na karo, Call nahi to SMS hi kiya karo...STS
Bhulana Tumhe Na Aasaan Hoga,Jo Bhule Tumhe Vo Nadaan Hoga, Aap To Baste Ho Rooh Me Hamari, Aap Hame Na Bhule Ye Aapka Ehsaan Hoga...
Boyz viewPoint: Tere pyar mein umar bhar intzar kiya tere pyar mein umar bhar intzar kiya aur us intzar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya wah wah...
Chalo mujhe roney ka bahana mil gaya...! duniya ko bhi ek aur afsana mil gaya... meri sachai mere kuch kaam na aayi.. Use hum ko thukrane ka bahana mil gaya...STS
Chand chup gaya dhoop khil gaye Undhera door hua nai rah mil gaye Aise main tum kyo ho khoye hue Dekho raho main hai hum palkain bichaye hue ...
Chandni raat me sone se pehle Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du Susu kar k sona...
D:- Dastak Bhi Na De... O:- Or Apna Bana Le... S:- Saanso Me Bas Jaye... T:- Takdir Jo Saware... I:- Isi Rishte Ko Kahte Hain.. <D:O:S:T:I>.
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hai humare jaise log bahut kam, isliye humse ''KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA”. STS
DAULAT hai mujhko zindagi se pyari,DAULAT k liye kar du kurban yari,DAULAT k liye tod du dosti tumhari.Ab tumse kya chupana dost,TUM hi to ho DAULAT hamari.
Dhadkano ko sabhalna seekh liya hai maine, tere Pyaar main tadapkar jena seekh liya hai maine, tera intzar jane kitna lamba ho isliye intzar main jeena seekh liya hai maine...
Dil jab bhi Tujhe pukarta hai har taraf Tujhe hi pata hai, Kya karu meri nazar ki har jhalak main tu hi bas gayi hai...
Dil ki aawaj ko ijhaar kehte hai,jukhi aakho ko ikrar kehte hai,kuch pane ka naam hi pyar nahi,kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai
Din may deep jalane se kya fayda raat may aag lagane se kya fayda jinko hamari yad nahi aati unko itne sms karne se kya fayda...
Din me chain nahi... rat ko neend nahi.. ji na lage kahi.. khuda kya yehi pyar hai? KHUDA:-nahi beta,private job walon ka yehi Haal hai...
Dipo ki barat ho khushiyo ki barsaat ho, roshni ke mele ho ummedo ke rele ho, Pyaar bhare din raat ho gum ki koi baat na ho, jo chahe tere haath ho, Kya furk parta hai Phir hum tere saath na ho...
Do Pal ki zindgi Yuhi Beet Jayegi, Har Rat ke baad Nayi Subah Aayegi, Agar Dosto Ki Yaad Satayegi, To Kasam se Aapki Yaad Sabse Pehle Aayegi...
Dooriyon ki parwaah na kijiye,Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye. Hum door zyada nahin aapse, Bas apni aankhon ko palkon se mila lijiye..S
Dukhi na ho udas na ho mere Dil main ho chahe paas na ho, yaad karogi to paogi saath chahe tumhe iska ehsas na ho...
Duniya jise neend kehti hai Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai Aankhein to hum bhi band karte hai par woh aap se milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai. *Goooooooooood Night Jaan
Durd batne se kum hota hai Aise kaun hai jise nahi koi gum hota hai Batao mujhe dawa nahi to dua hi dunga In duaon main bhi bada dum hota hai...
Ek ehsas ke tu ho paas, ek sapna ke tu ho apna, ek hasrat ke tu na kare kabhi nafrat, ek khushi ke tu sada hasti rahe, ek dua ke tu kabhi na door jaye, or ek ummed ke tu Phir wapas aye...
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Es duniya mai achchhe dost kam milenge.Es duniya mai gam hi gam milenge.N jane kis mod par duniya tumse muh pher le lekin us mod par tumhe sirf hum milenge...
Faasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna, Dosti ka yeh risha hamesha U hi barkrar rakhna, Bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, Aankho me hamesha hamara intezar rakhna...
FRIENDSHIP is an in expressible comfort of feeling safe with a person.... A real friend is 1 who walks in,when the rest of world walks out 'n' this friend is always there 4 u
Gamki andhiyo se hum guzar jaenge,sagar ki lahro me hum utar jayenge! hame marne k liye kisi zahar ki zarurat nahi,dil se nikal do bas yuhi mar jayenge.....
Gar mein mar jao to mera jism jala dena. Magar úsme se mera dil nikal dena. Mujhe parwah nahi dil jal jane ki. Mujhe parwah hai to dil me rehne wale ki.STS
Geet ki zarurat mahfil me hoti hai,pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai,bin dost k adhuri hai zindgi,kyon ki dost ki zarurat har pal mahsus hoti hai...
Gulshan mil jaye to phir phoolo ki Kya jarurat hai, Aasma mil jaye to sitaro ki Kya jarurat hai, Tera saath mil to Phir is duniya ke saharon ki Kya jarurat hai.
Ham jeete har bazi aur mashur ho gaye,teri hansi me hanse to aansu dur ho gaye,bus 1 tere jaise dost ki badolat e mere dost aaj hum kaanch se kohinor ho gaye.
Hamari dosti ke sare ehsas le lo,dil se pyar ke sare jazbat le lo. Nahi chhodenge tufan mein bhi akele tumhe,is dosti ke hazaro imthan lelo...
HAPPINES is lik a BUTERFLY: U run aftr it,it keeps flyin away,bt if U stand stil,it comes n sits on ur shoulder. WISH U LOTS OF BUTTERFLIES! shh...dont move...
Har baat main ek bahana banate ho, hamse itna bhi door kyo jate ho, yaad dilata hu ke tumhe bhi mujhse Pyaar tha, kyo Tum sirf yahi baat bhul jate ho ????
Har khushi har muskurahat ho aapke liye, har mehphil har shaam ho aapke liye, humain kuch mile na mile, tumhara Bas Ek Pal ho hamare liye... Kehne ki jarurat nahi bar-bar, Pyaar hum tumhe karte hai beshumar.....
Har shaam se tera intejar karte hai, har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai, diwane hi to hai hum tere, jo har waqt tere milne ka intezar kiya karte hai...
Har sham Teri yaadon main beet gayi Har raat tere khwabon main beet gayi Tere bina ek-ek pal ko ginte hai Tu saath hota to pata bhi na chalta ke kab jindagi beet gayi ... In Yr Love & In Yr Wait......Always.
Hoti nahi dosti surat se, dosti to dil se hoti hai, surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai, kadar jinki dil me hoti hai.
Hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne b gahre ho hum dava lagana jante hain,Hume Bhulne ki koshish na karna hum gala dabana bhi jante hain
Hum durd-e-Mohabbat ko chupa sakte hai lakin ye rog purana hai zara der lagegi, Tum hote jo dushman to koi baat hi Kya thi apno ko manana hai zara der lagegi...
Hum Pyaar ka farz u hi nibhate rahenge, Waqt be waqt aapko sataate rahenge,Dua karo ki umar lambi ho hamari,agar mar gay to... Bhoot bankar daraate rahenge.STS
Hum to soch rahe the hum hi chahte hai aapko magar aapke chahne walo ka kafila nikla. dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se par khuda bhi aapka chahnewala nikla.
Humko zamane ke durd Kya marenge, Durd-e-Dil ne mara hai humko, Humain Ye duniya Kya mitayegi, Teri chahat main mit gaye hai humto, Sirf ek tera Pyaar mil jaye to bas hai, nahi or kisi ki chahat hai humko...
I have some ('.')thing4U (U) .!!. ,, (,")close ur (U>eyes! !!. ,, (',')1.2.3.4.. <U> .!!. CHEATER U didnt close ur eyes.so nothing 4 u...
I love u utna.U love me jitna. I love u tabse.U love me jabse. I love u tab tak.U love me jab tak. But I know u love me ever, &I forget you never......STS
If you tell me leave the smoking I can do it, If you tell me leave the city I can do it , If you tell me leave the World I can do it , If you tell me leave everything I can do it , BUT if you tell me to not remember you I CAN'T do it , Bcoz I love you itna koi chahega na jitna.....
Is dil mein tumhari yaad na aaye, khuda kare ayesi shaam na aaye ,yeh mumkin hi nahi ki,afsana likhun apne pyaar ka,aur usme tumhara naam na aaye. Only yours
IS dil se door wo jate bhi nahi, Hakikat me magar paas aate bhi nahi, Auro ke liye wo rote hain raat din, Mere liye magar vo muskurate bhi nahi...
Ishq wale khub wafaon ka sila dete hain, har mod par ek zakhm naya dete hain, Is jahan mein koi bhi apna nahi, jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hai...
Itne door bhi na jao ke phir paas ana bhi mushkil ho jaye, manjilo ki talash main yu saahilo ko na choro ke har kinara hi kho jaye.....
Jaam agar karwa ho to Kya pina to hai, zindagi ek zaiher hai to Kya zeena to hai, voh sunna na chahe mere Dil ke jajbat to Kya mujhe bar bar Kehna to hai...
Jab bhi dua main manga Tujhko khuda se manga, Tanhaiyo main hardum tera hi saath manga, bund ankho main bhi tera hi khwab manga, Ishq main tere kum hai ek jindagi isliye har janam main Tujhko manga...
Jaroorat hi nahi alfaaz ki, Pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,dur se khabar hai hume apki har saans ki. STS
Jee kar raha hai ki aaj tumhe kahin kone me Le ja kar akele mein Apne honto se ek. K KI KIS KISS KISSA sunaun!
Jhuki nazro se ikrar mat karna, Nazre utha kar inkar mat karna, Raat bhar Tadapte ho kisi ki Yaadon me, Aur Dusron ko kehte ho kisi se Pyar mat karna...
Jise humne puja jiski humne ibadat ki, voh ek pathar hai hame Kya pata tha, Pyaar ki kashti is tarah dub Jayegi hame Kya pata tha, mere ansu bhi uski pyaas na bujha payenge hame Kya pata tha, uske wade uska Pyaar yu nafrat main badal jayega hame Kya pata tha, jo leta tha sans bhi kabhi mere naam se yu marta chod jayega hume Kya pata tha . . .
Kash khushiyon ki bhi koi dukan hoti humko bhi uski pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapki jholi mein anginat khushiyan ,bhalay hi uski kimat hamari jaan hoti..
Kash... Kash woh din na ata, kash woh pal na ata, kash tum keh na pate, kash hum sun na pate, kash na apna banate, kash na Dil main basate, kash tum mil nahi pate, kash na Dil le jate, kash yu door na hote, kash majboor na hote, kash tum bhool na pate, kash tum yaad na ate, kash tum jee na pate, kash ke hum mar jate, Sau durd sehte Phir bhi na rote Kash aap hamare hote ..... Kash...
Kisi ko Dekh kar din guzar jate hai, Kisi ko soch kar raatain guzar jati hai, Kisi ke Pyaar ka afsana hi aisa hota hai ke kisi ke intzar main jindagi guzar jati hai.....
Kisi ko dil me basana aata hai, Uski ek muskurahat pe mar jana aata hai, Tu meri chinta na kare to Kya, Mujhe Dard me bhi muskurana aata hai.....
Koi dur ho kitna hi,kya gum hai?Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai.Chahe na ho baat,na ho mulaqat kya gum hai?yaad humein wo karle ekbar,ye kya kam hai...STS
Kroge yaad to har baat yaad ayegi, suhane waqt ki har mauj thaher jayegi, talash karoge humse behtar dost to,nigahen dur jakarlaut ayengi...
Kuch acche pal yad ate hai.Palko par anso chodh jate hai.Kal koi aur mile to hame na bhul jana.Dosti k rishte zindgi bhar kaam aate hain...
Kya kahu tujhe? khwab kahu to toot jayega,Dil kahu to bikhar jayega,aa tera naam zindagi rakh du,maut se pehle to saath chuut na payega... Love You . . . . .
Kyo tune mujhe Itna Pyaar diya, kyo tune mujhe apnepan ka ehsas diya, kyo mere har pal ko jan liya, kyo tumne mera naam liya, kyo tumne apna saath diya, kyo hatho main yu hath diya, kyo tumne Dil jagah banai, kyo ho gayi tum ab parai...
Log apna banake chhod dete hai, riste gairo se jod lete hai. hum to ek phool b todne se darte hai, log to dil b badi asani se tod dete hai...
Log kehte hai bhool ja use woh BEWAFA hai, Dil kehta hai nahi-nahi woh sirf KHAFA hai, log kehte hai ke woh PYAAR nahi janti, Maine kaha RUTHI hai sirf abhi nahi manti, mujhe ummed hai uske MAAN jane ki, Dil ko arzoo hai phir uske WAPAS aane ki...
Love kaho to do wrd,mano to bandagi,socho to gehra sagar,dubo to zindagi,karo to asan,nibhao to mushkil,bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf katra. STS
Love you ever , forget you never , even you love me never , or forget me forever ... Par jab bhi meri jarurat ho dil se pukarna , paas paoge ever ..............
Love You Upne Aap Se Bhi Jyada, But I Dont Know Kya Hai Tera Irada, Tujhe Bhul Jana Mere Liye Mumkin He Nahi, Jaan He Chali Jayegi Jyada Se Jyada...
Main apni Ankhon se Tujhe hataun kaise mere khwabon main naam hai tera, main chahu to bhi bhulaun kaise meri har chahat main naam hai tera, main Dil se to Tujhe nikal hi deta par Kya karu Dil ki har Dhadkan main naam hai Tera.....
Main bhi chahta hu hasna par aisi koi baat to ho, main bhi chahta hu mehphil par kisi ka saath to ho, ansu or tanhayee kise lagti hai achchi par manjil tak tera saath to ho.....
Main koi bhawra aawara nahi jo har phool ki chahat karu, main koi ashiq aawara nahi jo har kisi se mohabbat karu, maine to sirf chaha hai Tujhe Teri hi chahat karunga, Teri chahat main jiyunga Teri hi chahat main marunga. . .
Main rota hu to koi ansu pochne wala nahi, mere gum ko koi kum karne wala nahi, tum the to lagta kha har koi mere saath hai, par ab to saya bhi saath dene wala nahi...
make a heart which never BREAKS, make a smile which never HURTS, make a touch which neverPAINS, make a friendship which never ENDS........
Mana k waqt hame yaad karne ka nahi, par bewaqt hi yaad kar liya karo, mana k apke aas pas sari duniya hai kabhi hamari kami ka bhi ehsas kar liya karo. STS
Masoom mohabbat ka bus itna fasana hai. Kagaz ki haveli hai aur baarish ka zamaana hai. Kya shart-e-mohabbat hai , kya shart-e-zamana hai. Aawaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai. Us paar utarne ki umeed bahut kam hai. Kashti bhi purani hai , tufaa ko bhi aana hai. Samjhe ya na samjhe woh andaaz mohabbat ke. Ek shaks ko aankhon se ek sher sunana hai. Bholi si ada koi fir ishq ki zid par hai. Fir aag ka dariya hai fir dub ke jana hai.....
Meri kisi khata pe naraz na hona, apni pyari si muskaan kabhi na khona, sukoon milta hai sun kar aapki hansi ko, haste rehna zindgi me kabhi udaas na hona.....
Miss to hum bhi tumhain kar rahe hai, isliye to tumhare SMS ko kiss kar rahe hai. Dua karte hai ke neend jaldi aa jaye, or sapne main milne meri Janu aa jaye. -Good night and come to my dreams
Mohabbat ke dipak jalakar to dekho,jara dil ki duniya sajakar to dekho,tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kahana,jara najare hamse milakar to dekho
Mohabbat mein maine kya kuch nahi luta diya, unko pasand thi roshni! Aur maine khud ko hi jala diya.....
Mohabbat sabko mil jaye jarrori to nahi.Woh bhi hame chahen jarrori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hai is dil ko.Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaye jarrori to nahi.
Mujhko Dekhoge to apna aaina paoge, Meri har nazar main apni jhalak paoge, Na milega hum sa chahne wala, Jao tum kitni door tak jaoge...
Mumtaj ki kabr har ashiq ko mohabat ki misal nazar aati hai. Hum kis kis ke liye Tajmahal banvaenge, hume to har ladki mumtaj nazar aati hai.
Na bhabhi ke pyar se, na bhai ki maar se, na Doston ki fatkaar se , na ladki ke inkaar se, na chpplon ki bochaar se. Hum jaise aashiq sudhrenge to sirf SANCHI tere Pyaar se...STS
Na Botal Me Na JAAR Me, Na HOTEL Me Na BAR Me, Na BIKE Me Na CAR Me, Ab To Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Aap Ke Sms Ke Intezar Me!
na kabhi murkurahat apke hothon se dur ho.apki har khwahish haqikat mein manzor ho.ho jaye jo aap humse khafa khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho...
Na kanto ki chubhan na Phoolo ki mehek ka ehsas hai, na duniya ki chahat na jine ki pyaas hai, beech safar main saath chora tune, Phir bhi mujhe sirf tere ane ki aas hai...
Na kashti na kinara hai koi.na manzil na sahara hai koi.na ansu na khushi ka ishara hai koi. par aap hai to lagta hai is duniya me hamara hai koi...
Nashili ankho se wo jab hamen dekhte hain, Hum ghabrakar ankhen jhuka lete hain, Kaun milaye un ankho se ankhen, Suna hai wo ankho se apna bna lete hain.
Nazare bahut honge par meri nazar sa kahan, Afsane bhi bahut honge par meri ashiqui sa kahan, Yu to log roz Pyaar karte hai or bhul jate hai un dewano main mere jaisi dewangi kahan...
Pal pal tarse the jis pal ke liye,voh pal aya bhi ek pal ke liye,humne socha tha us pal ko banaege ek yaadgar pal,par voh pal thehra bhi bas ek pal ke liye...
Palkon ke kinare jo humne bhigoye hi nahin woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,woh poochte hain khwabo mein kise dekhte ho, hum hai ek umar se soye hi nahin...
Phool ban ker muskurana jindagi hai, muskurake gam bhulana jindagi hai, milkar khush hue to kya kiya bina mile rishtey nibhana jindagi hai.....
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai, Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, Ye nahi kehte ki har pal yaad karo, Bus kisi ek pal yaad kar Liya karo to hum khush hai...STS
Pyaar Agar dhokha hai to hone na dena, Pyaar Agar khuda hai to khone na dena, naam hamara mit bhi jaye to Kya hai, naam Pyaar ka badnaam hone na dena ...
Pyaar ka anjam Agar aisa hota hai to kisi ko Pyaar hota kyo hai?Dil ke badle durd milta hai to koi Dil deta kyo hai?wade toot hi jaate hai Agar to log wade karte kyo hai?Pyaar janamo ka rishta hai to log Ishq main bicharte kyo hai???
Pyaar koi nasha nahi jo subha tak uter jaye,Pyaar koi lamha nahi jo waqt ke sath guzar jaye aur Pyaar koi Sapna nahi jo ankh khuli aur toot jaye,Ye to dhadkano ka silsila hai ise na todna kahi kisi ki Jaan na chali jaye.....
Pyar aa jata hain ankhon mein rone se pehle,har khwab hai tut jata sone se pehle, ishq hai gunah yeh toh samajh gye, kaash koi rok leta yeh GUNAH hone se pehle!
Raat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega, Khwabon mein woh chehara dikhai dega, Yeh mohabbat hai jara sonch ke karna ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega...
Raat k saath tere gum bhi beet jaye,Gum ki har ghadi beet jaye,Hamara Kya hai hum na hanse,Par nai subha tere liye hansne ki nayi wajah laye...
Saalon baad na jane kya sama hoga, hum dono me se na jane kaun kaha hoga, fir milna hua to milenge khwabo me, jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabo me...
Sanso ka pinjra kisi din tut jayega,Phir musafir kisi rah me chhut jayega,Abhi sath hai to yad kar liya karo,Kya pata kab sath chut jayega...
Sapno ki raat beet gayi khwabon ki raat beet gayi, Teri yaad main tanha Phir ek or raat beet gayi, Har pal bas mujhe tha tera hi intzar, usi intzar main meri har raat beet gayi.....
SEENEY ME DIL DIL ME DARD DARD ME NASHA NASHE ME MITHAS MITHAS ME UMEED UMEED ME KHAYAL KHAYAL ME TASVEER TASVEER ME "SIRF TUM"
Sitaro ki bhid se churaya hai Aapko, Dil se apna banaya hai Aapko, Is Ko Tutane na dena, kyo ki is DIL Ke ek kone me Chhupaya hai Aapko,,
Sms har pal karun to shararat hogi, har din karun to pareshani hogi, kabhi kabaar karun to kanjusi hogi,par dil se karun to aapko khushi hogi...
Sms to 1 bahana tha,irada to apka 1 pal churana tha,aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi,par hame yaad aati hai bus itna batana tha...
SPACIALLY FOR U:- Best..gift “ZINDAGI" Best..Ahsaas “KHUSHI" Best..Relation “DOSTI" Best...person “HUM" Best..FRIEND ...”TUM.....GOD BLESS U.deepa.
Tamam umra tera intzar hum karenge, Tere har inkar ke bad bhi iqrar ka intzar hum karenge, tu Dil se nikal de chahe mujhe Phir bhi har pal tere Dil main jagah ko dua hum karenge ...
Tera khayal dil se na jaye to kya karo, tu hi Bata tu yaad jo aye to kya karo, dil ki hasrat hai ki ek jhalak dekh loon tujhe par kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karo. STS
Tera khayal mere Dil se ja nahi sakta, tamam umra main Tujhe bhula nahi sakta, tu chahe mujhe yaad na kare par meri dhadkan se tera naam koi mita nahi sakta... Love You love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love... Se bhi jyada
Tere Pyaar ko bhulana aasan na hoga, mere Yaar ko bhulana aasan na hoga, bhul jau agar main apne aap ko bhi, tere intzar ko bhulana aasan na hoga . . . Your Loving Ever . . .
Teri Ankhon se ek katra bhi gira to tauheen mere Pyaar ki hogi Mere lab agar hanse to voh hansi mere yaar ki hogi Meri tarah sapno or ummed ka daman kabhi na chodna Kuch bhi ho jaye chahe magar jeet sachche Pyaar ki hogi ...
Teri khushi ke liye rona bhi pade to ro lenge, Tujhe pane ke liya khona bhi pade to kho denge,
Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi, teri sason pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo vada raha tumse, bhul jana hume, agar humse acha tumhe millgaya koi...STS
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge teri dosti ko kabhi badnam na hone denge meri zindgi me suraj nikle na nikle teri zindgi me kabhi shaam na hone denge...
This is magic.If u press down 10 times,U'll become sweet. Budhhu! u don't need magic.U R ALREADY SWEET...
Tujhko yaad kar liya maine gum ko abad kar liya maine, Agar main gum se dar gaya hota to katra katra bikhar gaya hota...
Tujhse jitna Pyaar mila kafi hai mere liye, teri ummed or Pyaar abhi baki hai mere liye, jab bhi chahe wapas aa jana meri jindagi main jagah baki hai tere liye...
Tum aye tumne Pyaar kiya iqrar kiya, meri dhadkano ko Pyaar ke liye bekarar kiya, Phir tumne meri masoom Mohabbat ka ye kaisa sila diya, kasme wade Pyaar wafa sub kuch bhula diya...
Tum kehte ho to tumhara intzar umra bhar karunga Tumse bhi jyada Tumse Pyaar karunga Mera dar hamesha khula hai tere liye Jab chahe aa jana inkar nahi karunga...
Tumse pehle jine ka koi sahara na tha, sab tha magar saath tumhara na tha, tum aye to laga aisa koi mere paas to hai jisko meri tanhayee ka ehsas to hai, ab tum na jane kyo door hoke meri Jaan le rahi ho, jane kyo meri Mohabbat ka intehan le rahi ho.....
U r my sweet Heart i don't want u khona, I want a plece in ur heart's LITTLE KONA other wise i will start RONA Atleast Ek SMS to Karo na!!!!!STS
Ujalo ki chahat kise nahi hoti, nazaro ki chahat kise nahi hoti, Tera Pyaar to jarurat hai jindagi ki, Tere Pyaar ki chahat kise nahi hoti...
Unka irada nahi hai pyar nibhane ka,fir bhi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,ye intzaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai, kar rahe the,kar rahe hain or kiye jayenge...STS
Unse roj milne ko dil chahta hai kuch sunne sunane ko dil chahta hai tha kisi k manane ka andaj aisa k phir rooth jaane ko dil chahta hai.
Vaada hai tumse dosti nibhaynge kabhi bhi apko nahi Sataynge Jarurat pade toh Dil se Pukarna Mar bhi rahe honge toh mohlat mang kar aayege...
Waqt k is mod pe ye kaisa waqt aya hai zakham is dil ka zubaan pe aya hai nahi rote the hum kaaton k chubhan se aaj phulo ki chubhan ne humko rulaaya hai...
Welcome the new morning with a “Smile on Ur Face", “Love in Ur Heart", " Good Thoughts in Ur Mind" & You will have a wonderful day. Wish You a lovely Morning...
When you roll alone, when you feel in blue, when thing's are not just right, when life is just not true, just give me a call, I will come to you!!!
Without ur SMS days r like... Moanday Tearsday Wasteday Thirstday Frightday Shatterday & Sadday So SMS me everyday.HOW R U DUDE?I'M F9 N MISIN HOME
Yaadein hoti hain satane k liye,koi ruthta hai phir maan jane k liye,rishte banana koi mushkil to nahi,jaan tak chali jaati hai rishta nibhane k liye...
yado ki dhund mein teri parchai si lagti hai , sannate mein goonji sahnai si lagti hai, tu hai to apnapan hai mujme, warna abto sanse bhi parai si lagti hai.STS
Yah duriya ajib si lagti hai apni baat hue muddat si lagti hai jab sochte hain zindagi ke baare me tumhari dosti ek zarurat si lagti hai...
Yakeen nahi hota Pyaar ke is anjaam par, aaj aye hai ye kis muquam par, ke Dil to pehle hi le chuke ho ab Jaan bhi jayegi tere naam par...STS
Yeh kis tarah YAAD aa rahe ho, AANKHEY band hai phir bhi NAZAR aa rahe ho, meri Jaan ab to Teri is quadar aadat si ho gayi hai, tum door rehkar kyo mera durd bada rahe ho.....
Zindagi me baar baar ye mukam aye aap hamare hum aapke kaam aye Bas itni si dua he khuda se k agle janam me b apke dosto me hamara naam aye.
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge
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LOVE

"LoVe" is a medicine for any kind of PAIN,But there is no medicine found in the world for pain given by... .." LoVe”.. Do u have any let me know?
24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day.. 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week.. 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month.. but 1 sweet friend like u makes whole life sweet...
A man went 2 RAM mandir and prayed 2 findout his lost wife. Ram ji prakat hue or kaha,”Baju me HANUMAN ka mandir hai,waha jao, meri bhi usi ne dhundi thi “.
Aap ko chahne wale kam na honge. Waqt ke saath sayad hum na honge. Chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyar dena. Par yaadon ke hakdar sirf hum hi honge...
Aapki judui bhi humse pyaar karti hai aapki yaad bahut bekarar karti hai wo din jo saath guzare hai humne talaash unko nazar baar baar karti hai...
Ae mere dost Mujhse itna rishta to banaye rakhna, Meri dosti ko apne dil me basae rakhna. Waqt ko koi bandh nai sakta. Par is dosti ko palko me sajae rakhna
Ager fursat mile Aapko to yaad karna, Hamari bhi kami ka ehsaas karna, Mujhe adat hai aapko her pal yaad karne ki, Agar hichki aaye to meri galti ko maaf karna!
Ankho mein arman diya karte hai, Hum sab ki neend chura liya karte hai, Ab se jab jab aapki palken jhapkengi, Samajh lena tab tab hum apko yaad kiya karte hai.
Ankhon me base hain thoda dhyan rakhna, apni wafa yun hi barkarar rakhna, mujhe adat hai apko yad karne ki, hichki aati rahen to maaf karna...
Apna kehkar humko begana kar gaya, Sapna dekar meri nende hi le gaya, mera katil bhi kitna nadan tha ke jaan to chod di magar sanse le gaya...
Bite pal wapas la nahi sakte, Sukhe fool wapas khila nahi sakte. Kabhi-Kabhi lagta hai aap hame bhul gaye, Par dil kehta hai Ki aap hame bhula hi nahi sakte.
Chahat se jyada banaya hai tujhko, apno se jyada manaya hai tujhko, tu jane na jane ye teri marji, maine to sab kuch bataya hai tujhko?
Chand ko baithakar pehre par,taaron ko saupa hai nigrani ka kaam, raat ne jaari kiya hai ye farman,ek sweet sa dream aapke naam...
Dete hai kyo wo dard bas hami ko,Kya samjhenge wo in ankho ki nami ko,Lakho sitare hai dewane jis chand ke,Wo kya mehsus karenge 1 taare ki kami ko...
DOSTI ACHHI HO TO RANG LATI HAI, DOSTI GAHRI HO TO SABKO BHATI HAI, DOSTI NADAN HO TO TUT JATI HAI, LEKIN AGAR DOSTI APNE JAISI HO TO...
Dosti ki Andekhi surat ho AAP.kisi k Zindagi ki zarurat ho AAP. Khubsurat to Phool bhi bahut hain. Magar kisi k liye Phoolon se bhi Khubsurat ho AAP...
Ek aadmi ki car se tota takra ke behosh ho gaya. Aadmi tote ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. Tota hosh main aane ke bad bola-Aaila Jail? Woh driver mar gaya kya!
Faslon se intjar badta hai, Intjar se pyaar badta hai, Sari zindagi khuda k samne sajda karo, Tab jake aap jaisa pyaar milta hai...
Fir din dhal gaya fir raat aa gayi, fir tanhai mai badhne ki baat aa gayi, abhi to taron ki panah mai bahdha he tha ki chand ko dekhkar tumhari yaad aa gayi...
Friends & Blood have only one difference.... Blood enters in Heart & flow out.... but Friends enters in Heart & stay inside forever...
Gam 1 Zehar Hai fir Bhi Piye Jata Hoon Raat Ki Tanhai Ko Aabad Kiye Jata Ho Mujhko To Maloom Nahi par Log Kehte Hain Me Sote-2 Bhi Tera Naam Liye Jata Hoon.
G-go 2 bed, O-off lights, O-out from tension, D-dreams comes, N-nice sleep, I-ignore worry, G-get cooled, H-hav a sweet night, T-thanks 2 god -GOODNIGHT.
Har dua main teri chahat mangi, Har dard main teri rahat mangi, Tere bin ye dil hai itna tanha, Ke har khamoshi main teri aahat mangi.
Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti, Mohabbat ho ya nafrat asaan nahi hoti, Gum ke or khushi ke bhi hote hai anshu, In anshuo ki koi pehchan nahi hoti
Har geet ko saj par gaya nahi jata,har phool ko balo mai lagaya nahi jata, kuch pass rahkar bhi apne nahi bante kuch ko dur rahkar bhi bhulaya nahi jata...
Hua jo gm to dukhi koi aur hoga Haso jo tum to khush koi aur hoga, Socho to us dost k bare me,Vo dost mere sivaye aur kon hoga...
Hum hawao ke jhhoke hain guzar jayenge, Khamoshi se tere dil me utar jayenge, Aye yaar tujhse mil kar aisa laga, Tujh se bichhad kar to mar jayenge...
Hum sms karte hai to wo samajhte hai ki iski adat hai paise lutane ki. wo nadan kya samjhe ye bhi ek ada hai rishte nibhane ki...
Hzaro sitaro me “CHAND" Ho aap. Lakho phulo me “GULAB" Ho aap. Lafzo me mumkin nhi isliye khte hai. *Saare DOSTO me sabse “LAJWAB" HO aap..
Is Dil ko tut jane ki aadat si ho gayi hai, humko jakhm Khane ki aadat si ho gayi hai, dawa bhi de koi to lagti hai zaiher ab to zaiher Khane ki aadat si ho gayi hai...
It's True that every effort is Not Converted into Success, But it's Equaly True That Success does Not Come Without Effort...
Kabhi tanhai me jab aapki yaad aati hai, Lavo par bas yahi fariyad aati hai, Aap u hi muskurate rahein hamesha, Kyonki hamari Khushi aapki hasi ke baad ati hai.
Kaise hue mujhse ye bhul, Jise samjha wafa voh the kagaz ke phool, Maine un phoolo ki mala thi peroi, Itna dard hua ke ankh bhi na roi!
Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish, aapki wafa ke siwa koi bandagi na mile,Har janam mein mile pyaar aap jaisa,Ya phir kabhi zindagi na mile...
khud pe bharosa hai to khuda tere sath hai,apno pe bharosa hai to har dua tere sath hai,zindgi se darna na kabhi ae dost,tera yeh dost sada tere sath hai...
Kuch log zindagi me is kadar shamil ho jate hai, agar bhulana chao to or yaad aate hai, bas jate hai woh dil mai is kadar, ki ankhen band karo to bhi samne nazer aate hai…
Kuch rishte uparwala banata hai,Kuch rishte log banate hai,par Kuch log bina Koi rishte k hi rishte nibhate hai,shayad wo hi log 'Dost' kehlate hai...
kudrat k karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,to khwabon mein bhi aapse mulakaat na hoti, ye dil hi to hai har dard ki wajah, ye dil na hota to koi baat hi na hoti.
Manjil Na Hoti, Najare Na Hote, ' U' Chand Ke Pahlu Main Sitare Na Hote, Hum Isliye Karte Hai Aapki Parvah, Kyoki Dil Ke Karib Sare Nahi Hote...
Mere ikrar main kami na ayegi, Tere inkar main kami na ayegi, Tujhse durion main kami na ayegi, Mere intzar main kami na ayegi, Ye duniya chahegi lakh rulana magar, Meri ankhon main kabhi nami na ayegi…
Mujhe tum mil gaye humdum sahara ho to aisa ho, jahan dekhu tum hi tum ho nazara to aisa ho...
Muskan ke dayro me hamesha khushi nahi hoti,aansuo ke bahar me hamesha gam nahi hote, badh jaye chahe fasle jitne,dosti aur pyar kabhi kam nahi hote...
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari.....! Ankhen aapki pehchan hai hamari.....! Karna hifazat apne aap ki aap.....! Kyunki sasein aapki jaan hai hamari...
Muskurana hi to khushi nahi hoti, umar bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti,khud ko mitana padta he dosti me,kyonki dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti...
One night a BHOOT came 2My bedroom they wanted 2Disturb good people so i suggested ur name they said,OH" NO ! WE CAN'T DISTURB OUR BOSS “...
Palko me shayad kuch sapne hai.... Kuch begane kuch apne hai.... Na jane kya kasish hai in khayalo me.... Wo hamse door Rahkar bhi apne hai...
Phool Sookh Jaate Hai Ek Waqt Ke Baad,Log Badal Jate Hai Ek Waqt Ke Baad,Apni Dosti Bhi Tutegi Ek Waqt Ke Baad,Lekin Woh Waqt Ayega Meri Maut ke Baad...
Phoolo ne Amrit ka Jam bheja hai, Taaron ne Gagan se Salam bheja hai, Har khushi Mubarak ho Apko, Sache Dil se Humne ye Paigam bheja hai...
Precaution: Keeping a place 4 me in ur heart is ok,but keeping a place 4 me in ur mind might be dangerous. Bcoz people say “I'm Mind Blowing!!"
Pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya. Pyar ne sahara diya. Dost ne sath nibhaya hai. Kis rishte ko gehra kahu yaar. Ek hai jindgi to dusre ne jeena sikhaya hai
Pyar karne walo ki kismat khrab hoti hai. Hr waqt imtihaan ki ghri sath hoti hai. Rishto ki kitaab khol kar dekh lena,DOSTI hr rishte se lazwav hoti hai...
Rahon main teri ate rahenge, Apna tujhe hum banate rahenge, Nafratain teri kam na ho shayad, Mohabbat hum apni badate rahenge...
Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi, Kyoki ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log kehte hai hum pathar dil hai, Par PATHAR pe likhe naam kabhi mit,te nahi...
Rishton ki dori kamjor hoti hai, aankon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hain, khuda ne jab bhi puchha dosti ka matlab.. hamari ungli aapki orr hoti hai...
Royegi ye ankh muskurane ke bad, Aayegi raat phir din dhal jaane ke bad, Kabhi ruthna na mujhse mere dilbar, Shayad ye jindagi na rahe tere ruth jaane ke baad
Roz SUBHA TO Roz Sham HOGI, HAMARI HAR khushi AAPKE naam HOGI, HUM SE AAP KUCH maang KAR TO DEKHO, HAMARE Hoonto Par hansi aur hateyli PAR jaan HOGI...
Ruthi hui ankhon me b intzar hota hai,na chahte hue bi pyar hota hai,kyo dekhte hai hum wo sapne, jinke tutne par b unke sach hone ka intzar hota hai...
Sajte dilo ke tarane bahut hai,jindgi jeene ke bahane bahut hai,aap sada muskrate rahein, aapki muskarahat ke deewane bahut hain.
Sans lene par apki yaad aati hai, Sans na le to jaan jaati hai, Kaise kehdu ke sirf sanso se zinda hu, Jabki har sans se pehle aapki yaad aati hai..
Sare gam bhul jane ko dil karta hai. Ab ek bar muskrane ko dil karta hai. Je leye apke yaado k shaare bhut ham. Ab bus apse milne ko dil karta hai...
Sehmi Si Nigaaho Mein Khwab Hum Jaga Denge Sooni Si Raaho Mein Phool Hum Bichha Denge Hamare Sang Muskura Kar To Dekhiye Hum Aapka Har Gum Bhoola Denge...
Tarasti nazro ne har pal aapka deedar manga, jaise amavas ne har raat chand ko maga, rooth gaya vo khuda bhi humse, jab humne apni har dua me aapka saath manga.
Teri dosti ne Zindgi ko Ek Maksad diya hai, Har Sukh-Dukh me Maine Tera ehsaas kiya hai, Jab bhi Jhapke Palak Teri, to Samaj lena is dost ne Yaad kia hai...
Ummeedo ki shamma dil main mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood main tha to SMS bhej diya, roz intzar main palken mat bichana...
Unko time nahi humse batiyane ka, Kabhi jaan lete haal is diwane ka, voh sochte hai hum pareshan karte hai unhe, Samajhte nahi yahi to WAQT hai wade nibhane ka!
Waqt ki anch me pathar b pighal jate hain,khushi k lamhe gam me badal jate hain,kyu karoge hum ko yaad,waqt k sath khayalat b badal jate hai...
Waqt ki dhup ho ya barish. kuch kadmo k nishan kabhi nahi khote. jinhe yad kar ke khush hoti hai ankhen. wo log pas na ho kar bhi dur nahi hote...
Wo pyar ke riste ab “kaise kaise”ho gaye, kabhi hum apke DOST the ab “AISE VAISE" ho gaye. Agar ab bhi apne SMS NA kia to samjenge HUM SE pyare paise ho gye
Zindagi ne khushiyo ko pukara hai,sada muskurao Aapka har gum hamara hai,PHOOL khilte rahe jeevan me Aapke,kaanto ke liye to daman hamara hai...
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FUNNY

1 day if u need ur frnd & there r 100 steps between us,U take the 1st step to get near me,I vil take all the 99 steps to be there 4 u
14 Feb. Valentin day ko log aisa kya karte hai k theek 9 mahine k baad 14 Nov. Ko hame Children's Day manana padta hai.......?????
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
A scientst cant be a presidnt bt kalam did it.A condctor cant be a superstr bt rajnikant did it.A monkey cant be a mobile operator bt U did it.
aap ke liye railway me job niki hai.salary 75000/month.job hai SHATABDI ki light kharab ho gayi hai.torch le k train k aage aage bhagna hai
Aap kya jano hum kitna aapko yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryaad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai CAARTOON network ko,sirf apko Dikhane ki Baat karte hai.
Aap kya jano hum kitna aapko yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryaad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai CAARTOON network ko,sirf apko Dikhane ki Baat karte hai.
Agar apko lagta hai k aap b'tful hai,smart hai charming hai to, kutta palie,billi palie,sher palie magar galatfehmi mat palie...........
Agar apko lagta hai k aap b'tful hai,smart hai charming hai to, kutta palie,billi palie,sher palie magar galatfehmi mat palie............
At 33 he quit smokng(will power). At 43 he quit drnkng(will powr). At 53 he quit gamblng(will power). At 63 he quit makng luv(Powr Failure).
Beta-Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahie Aaj Aur Abhi! Papa-Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahine Lagte hai,BETA-Papa Aap to THEKEDAR ho,5-7 Aadmi Aur Laga do..
Beta-Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahie Aaj Aur Abhi! Papa-Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahine Lagte hai,BETA-Papa Aap to THEKEDAR ho,5-7 Aadmi Aur Laga do..
Boy:Can I touch ur Sftware? Girl:1st show ur hrdware. Boy:Can I dwnlod it in ur sys? Grl:Use antivirus precautn,ur virus mite damage my Sys!
Chaandi ki deewar na todi, par pyar bhara dil tod diya, kuch paiso keliye zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya !
Chaha hai jise chahat se zyada,Samjha hai jise mohabbat se zyada,Bharosa hai jispe khud se zyada,Tu hi hai voh Haramzada.......
Chemistry ka class chal raha tha.Teacher askd a girl-wat r nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate hue ans diya (night-rates) they r costlier then day!
Chemistry ka class chal raha tha.Teacher askd a girl-wat r nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate hue ans diya (night-rates) they r costlier then day!
College ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Notes ki jageh love email hota hai, Is liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.
College ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Notes ki jageh love email hota hai, Is liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.
DIL SE DIL LAGA KAR TO DEKHO,MERI YAADON MEIN AANSU BAHA KE DEKHO,SMS TO KYA MOBILE BHI DUNGA. SIRF EK BAR MERE MOBILE KA BIL CHUKA KE TO dekho.
Do u want a Nokia 6600 for just Rs.999/- with a free sim with 100 SMS & 75 free calls. Simply log on to www.JaJakeSoja_Sapno mai Milega.com
Dost kabhi kabhi ajeeb hote hai, kabhi dur to kabhi kareeb hote hai, badal jate hai mausam ki tarah wo,jinke dost nahi badalte wo bade khushnaseeb hote hai
Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki. Hamein aadat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki. Hum is liye milte hai kum ; Kyon ke nazar lag jati hai rishton ko zamane ki .
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri, meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah!Wah.
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri, meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah!Wah.
Ek admi ne apni patni ko khat likha"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon" Wife ne jawab me likha "aapki salary ke 100 kiss mile. Hisab bhej rahi hoon- Doodh wala 2 kiss me mana . Teacher ko 7 kiss deni padi . Sabji wala7 mein nahi mana.isliye 9 deni padi. Makan malik roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Ek baar Do na plz Do kisi ko pata nahi chalega plz Do na mujhe aacha lagega Ek baar hamari dosti ki khatir de do sirf ekbaar ek pyara sa SMS.
Ek Mechanic ki biwi ke bachcha hua. Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Sparepart" aa gaya! Usne reply main poocha, "NUT" hai ki "BOLT".
Ek Mechanic ki biwi ke bachcha hua. Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Sparepart" aa gaya! Usne reply main poocha, "NUT" hai ki "BOLT".
Ek purani haweli mein band se kamre mein dhul se bhari tasvir k peche lage jaale mein fasi makdi ki poonch par baithe machar ki kasam "I MISS U" ...
Frndship is like rubberband......flexible........U can strech as much as u want, but dont leave it after streching.......its hurts a lot...
G GO GOO GOOD GOOD N GOOD NI GOOD NIG GOOD NIGH GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT DEAR
G kar raha hai ki tumhe akele me kisi andhere kone me tumhare hoto k pass apne hot le jakar tumhe 1 ki kis kis kis kiss kissa sunao.
G kar raha hai ki tumhe akele me kisi andhere kone me tumhare hoto k pass apne hot le jakar tumhe 1 ki kis kis kis kiss kissa sunao.
Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai ? Balance khatm ? Ab kya karoge? kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge? Main batata hun kya karna hai...Mujhe no. Do Me bol dunga
Greeting From R:One day you will ask me what is more important 2me,you or my life? I will say my life &you will leave me without realising that you are my life.
Greeting From R:The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,like song without music,like rose without smell,like face without smile,like ME without U!
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaegi.Har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi.Hum itni yade bhar dege aapke dil me k na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad hamari aaegi
HAR SAMUNDAR MEIN SAHIL NAHI HOTA HAR JAHAAZ MEIN MISSILE NAHI HOTA AGAR DHIRUBHAI KA SAPNA NA HOTA TO HAR LUCCHE K PASS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai, Zindagi Mein Pyar Kisne Paya Hai, Hum Yadon Mein Jhumte Hai Uski Aur Zamana Kehta Hai, Dekho Aaj Phir Peekar Aaya hai...
HUM AGAR APKO MIL NAHI PATE AISA NAHI K AAP YAD NAHI ATE MANA K SARE RISTEY NIBHYE NAHI JATE PAR JO DIL ME BAS JATE HAY WO BHULAYE NAHI JATE.
Hum pehli baar kahan,kab aur kaise mile the.Haan yaad aaya train ruki,khidki khuli,nazren mili aur tumne kaha-BHAGWAN KE NAAM PE DEDE BABA
In this cruel world, itz very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me..!
In this cruel world, itz very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me..!
In Train wife sez 2 Hubby:2day is our wddng anivrsy,do sumthng. Hubby:Can't u see wat's wrttn on d board "Chalti train main chadna mana hai"
Is diwali apko,shiv ki shakti,meera ki bhakti,ganesh ki shidhi,chanakya ki budhi,sharda ka gayan, ram ki maryada va kuber ka dhan prapt ho.Happy diwali .
Is Duniya Mein 3 Tarha Ke Log Khush Naseeb Hote Hai. 1, Jinhe Sachcha Pyar Milta Hai. 2, Jinhe Achcha Yaar Milta Hai. 3, Jinhe Mere SMS Bar Bar Milta Hai.
Is Duniya Mein 3 Tarha Ke Log Khush Naseeb Hote Hai. 1, Jinhe Sachcha Pyar Milta Hai. 2, Jinhe Achcha Yaar Milta Hai. 3, Jinhe Mere SMS Bar Bar Milta Hai.
Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye, kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye, kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata, yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Ishwar kre Apko life mein sb mile jaise Chndrgupt ki shkti Meer@ ki bhkti Gandhi ki ahinsa india ki prampara microsoft ke share rupiyon ke dher ta
Isse pehle ki shal ka antim suraj aast ho.Isse phele ki 2005 ka calender nast ho. Isse pehle ki aap khusi ke mahol mein mast ho.Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vayast ho. Dua hai ki aane wala shal aap ke liye zabardast ho. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006.
Jaam Karva Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Piya Na Jaye, Zindagi Mein Dard Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Jiya Na Jaye, Mana Sms Par Charge Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Kiya Na Jaye.
Jab jab hame py3Yz lagti hai,unke aane ki aas lagti hai.unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...
Jo is msg ko padh rha he woh LUVABLE SMART CUTE SWEET INTLIGNT GUDLUKNG nahi hai to kya hua jisne bheja wo to hai...
Just wanted to remind you that I LOVE YOU Sender: BIPASHA BASU +919820070420 khush ho gye APNI SHAKAL DEKHI HAI.Dont mind...
Just wanted to remind you that I LOVE YOU Sender: BIPASHA BASU +919820070420 khush ho gye APNI SHAKAL DEKHI HAI.Dont mind.....
Kadam kadam pe hawao sey taluk rakana dosti ke dur mai dosti ka asra rakana hamari yado ki khusboo jarur aaygi aap bas apana mobile on rakhan.
Kadam kadam pe hawao sey taluk rakana dosti ke dur mai dosti ka asra rakana hamari yado ki khusboo jarur aaygi aap bas apana mobile on rakhan.
Kal ho na ho aaj to hai.aaj ho na yeh pal to hai yeh pal ho na ho hum tum to hai hum tum ho na ho yeh dosti to hai ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY..
kamal ko bhi gulab bana dete,unki yaad mai gazal bana dete,kambakht marti nahi ladkiya humpar warna moradabad mai tajmahal bana dete...
ke sar, motor waale starter le jaayenge, hum current de chuke sanam, machine hamari winding tumhara, kya yahi phase hai, English regulator desi fan.
Kismat Khulti Nahi, Shaadi Hoti Nahi, Taj_Mahal Banana Tha Mumtaz Milti Nahin, Ek Din Kismat Khuli, Shaadi hui, Par Taj_Mahal Kaise Banau Kambakht Mumtaz Marti Nahin....!
Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,when it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,so lets do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,but whenever u need a truefriend,MAIN HOON NA
LIFE never seems to be the way we want it,but we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no PERFECT life,but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT.
Likhne se pehle salaam karte hai,Dard-e-dil se pegaam karte hai,ye mat samajhana ke bhool gaye hai hum,yaad to apko subha shaam karte hai.
LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) LOVE is injurious 4 health.
LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) LOVE is injurious 4 health..
Maine masum baharo me tujhe dekha hai,maine mosom ke isharo me tujhe dekha hai,mere mehbub tere inkar ki kasam,maine ashko k kataro me tujhe Dekha hai.
Mana hum itne SWEET nahi ki Diabetes ho jaye, Na hi itne SALTY ki B.P badh jaye. Na hi itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye. Par hum itne KADWE bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
Mom:Beti,ladka pasand aaya? Beti:Ladka toh thik hai,par mota bahut hai. Mom:TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 29 Inch ka,Remote toh 6 Inch ka hi hota hai!
muskil se khabhi Aapki mulakat na ho, udas batho Khabhi Aishi koi baat na ho, dua hai ki mehfil se saji jindagi Aapki, bas hamain pukar lena agar koi saa
NAMASKAR Main aisa SMS hun jisko murkh insaan padhte hain, Nalayak insaan doosro ko fwd karte hain, Bewakoof delete karte hain aur Pagal store kar lete hain..
NAMASKAR Main aisa SMS hun jisko murkh insaan padhte hain, Nalayak insaan dusro ko fwd karte hain, Bewakoof delete karte hain aur Pagal store kar lete hain..
Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak,Dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, Mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada,msg ko mere mitaoge kab tak..
Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak,Dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, Mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada,msg ko mere mitaoge kab tak...
Night has gone & moon too. Sun has arrive with the sky blue... open ur beautiful eyes thr is a sms 4 u. ***Happy*** ***day***...
Pandit Ji ne apke mobile ki rashi dek k btaya hai k apke moble Per KANJUSI ki mahdsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 5-10sms bhej k grah shant kare...
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de.
Phool bina...Khushbo bekaar Chand bina... Chandni bekaar Dost bina... Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina...U..R...Right!Tera Mobile bekar
Pyar ko bhulana fitrat nhi hmari aapse door rahna majburi he hamari jine ke leye sirf saans kafi nhi aapka hona bhi jarurat hai hamari.
Q: Y is reading a playboy magazine like seeing National Geographic? A:"U get to see a lot of gud places you'll never get to visit."
Raaz dil me chupate hai wo, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo, bat karte nahi ya hoti nahi, per shukr hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate haiwo.
Similarity betwen gandhi and malika sherawat.dono ne kapdo ko tyag diya, ek ne humare desh k liye dusre ne humare jaise deshwasio ke liye...
Stars have Five ends ...Square has four ends ...Triangle has three ends ...Line has two ends... Life has one end ... but Circle of our LOVE has no End.
Suraj ki her kiran roshni de apko.Chand ki roshni chandni de apko.Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi Dene wala her khushi de apko.Happy Birthday.
T I T A N I C _ll__ . _,-"::::::::"=._,/t__ "____________/ U see how special u r to me i came by ship..wish U A HAPPY NEW YEAR.2006..
ta ke senses ambani ke licenses birla ka bangla daler ka bhangra rajnikant ka style madhuri ki smile amitabh ki personality ratan tata ki populari
Teacher:What shud there be in a book to make it bestseller? Boy:It shud have Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. ;)
Teachr angrily:Do u knw d imp of periods? Kid:Ya,once my sis said she had missd 1,my Mom faintd, Dad got a heartattack & our drivr ran away!
Teri zindagi mein kabhi koi ghum na ho teri aankhen kabhi aansuon se namm na ho tujhe mile zindagi ki har khushi .bhale hi us khushi main hum na ho
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,like song without music,like rose without smell,like face without smile,like ME without U!
Thru thìs I Am Trying 2 Send My Wìshes & Care on this Ocassioñ OF DIWALI 2 My heart Means 2 U. HAPPY DIWALI 2 U & Ur family
Thru thìs I Am Trying 2 Send My Wìshes & Care on this Ocassioñ OF New Year 2 My heart Means 2 U. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2 U & Ur family.
Tumhare dil main rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano main rahenge ring tone bankar,Kabhi dil se delete mat karna,Hum tumhare sath chalange network bankar.
ty world tour ka ticket SACHIN ka wicket mercedes ki car diamond ka haar . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya? Laalchi ! !
Ummeed aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare, raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare, pyar kam na ho kabhi dosti me, talab aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
Wah aapke kya nakhre. gajab apki Style hai. SMS kabhi karna kabhi nahi karna our kehte ho mere pass Mobile hai.
Wah aapke kya nakhre. gajab apki Style hai. SMS kabhi karna kabhi nahi karna our kehte ho mere pass Mobile hai...
What if electrical engineer start making movies : Munnabhai Wireman, Hamara Tester Aapke pass hai, bulb jal gaya, tower se tower tak , iska Resistance us
What Is a Girl Friend? ans:Addition ofProblem, substraction of money,Multiplication of enemy, Division of Friends. So be careful !
What Is a Girl Friend? ans:Addition ofProblem, substraction of money,Multiplication of enemy, Division of Friends. So be careful !
What is long and hard, has a hole at the tip. And wen inserted into a wet, hairy, tite hole, makes u feel gr8? Socho Kya hoga..... Chi kitna ganda Sochte ho ye to "VICKS INHALER"hai.
Wife:muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan jitna.Wife:mere marne ke bad Tajmhal bnaoge? Hus:Maine to plot le rakha hai delay tum kar rahi
Yahi to khobsurat dosti ka naata hai, jo bina kisi shart ke liya jata hai, rahe duriyan darmiya to parwah nahi, dost ko harpal dil mein basaya jata hai.
Ye hamari national health SERVICE hai.isme hum ap jaise logon ko aadhi raat utha kar SUSU karna yaad dilate hai taki apka bed gila na ho!
yo nafrat se kanto ko na Dekho, Kaam ayenge, fakat foolon se a gul dosti achchi nahi hoti. –Manojr
Zindagi Main Tum Bahut Aage Jaoge...Kyonki Jahan Bhi Jaoge Log Kahenge "CHAL BE CHAL AAGE CHAL
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1 day if u need ur frnd & there r 100 steps between us,U take the 1st step to get near me,I vil take all the 99 steps to be there 4 u
14 Feb. Valentin day ko log aisa kya karte hai k theek 9 mahine k baad 14 Nov. Ko hame Children's Day manana padta hai.......?????
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
A scientst cant be a presidnt bt kalam did it.A condctor cant be a superstr bt rajnikant did it.A monkey cant be a mobile operator bt U did it.
aap ke liye railway me job niki hai.salary 75000/month.job hai SHATABDI ki light kharab ho gayi hai.torch le k train k aage aage bhagna hai
Aap kya jano hum kitna aapko yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryaad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai CAARTOON network ko,sirf apko Dikhane ki Baat karte hai.
Aap kya jano hum kitna aapko yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryaad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai CAARTOON network ko,sirf apko Dikhane ki Baat karte hai.
Agar apko lagta hai k aap b'tful hai,smart hai charming hai to, kutta palie,billi palie,sher palie magar galatfehmi mat palie...........
Agar apko lagta hai k aap b'tful hai,smart hai charming hai to, kutta palie,billi palie,sher palie magar galatfehmi mat palie............
At 33 he quit smokng(will power). At 43 he quit drnkng(will powr). At 53 he quit gamblng(will power). At 63 he quit makng luv(Powr Failure).
Beta-Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahie Aaj Aur Abhi! Papa-Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahine Lagte hai,BETA-Papa Aap to THEKEDAR ho,5-7 Aadmi Aur Laga do..
Beta-Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahie Aaj Aur Abhi! Papa-Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahine Lagte hai,BETA-Papa Aap to THEKEDAR ho,5-7 Aadmi Aur Laga do..
Boy:Can I touch ur Sftware? Girl:1st show ur hrdware. Boy:Can I dwnlod it in ur sys? Grl:Use antivirus precautn,ur virus mite damage my Sys!
Chaandi ki deewar na todi, par pyar bhara dil tod diya, kuch paiso keliye zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya !
Chaha hai jise chahat se zyada,Samjha hai jise mohabbat se zyada,Bharosa hai jispe khud se zyada,Tu hi hai voh Haramzada.......
Chemistry ka class chal raha tha.Teacher askd a girl-wat r nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate hue ans diya (night-rates) they r costlier then day!
Chemistry ka class chal raha tha.Teacher askd a girl-wat r nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate hue ans diya (night-rates) they r costlier then day!
College ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Notes ki jageh love email hota hai, Is liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.
College ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Notes ki jageh love email hota hai, Is liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.
DIL SE DIL LAGA KAR TO DEKHO,MERI YAADON MEIN AANSU BAHA KE DEKHO,SMS TO KYA MOBILE BHI DUNGA. SIRF EK BAR MERE MOBILE KA BIL CHUKA KE TO dekho.
Do u want a Nokia 6600 for just Rs.999/- with a free sim with 100 SMS & 75 free calls. Simply log on to www.JaJakeSoja_Sapno mai Milega.com
Dost kabhi kabhi ajeeb hote hai, kabhi dur to kabhi kareeb hote hai, badal jate hai mausam ki tarah wo,jinke dost nahi badalte wo bade khushnaseeb hote hai
Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki. Hamein aadat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki. Hum is liye milte hai kum ; Kyon ke nazar lag jati hai rishton ko zamane ki .
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri, meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah!Wah.
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri, meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah!Wah.
Ek admi ne apni patni ko khat likha"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon" Wife ne jawab me likha "aapki salary ke 100 kiss mile. Hisab bhej rahi hoon- Doodh wala 2 kiss me mana . Teacher ko 7 kiss deni padi . Sabji wala7 mein nahi mana.isliye 9 deni padi. Makan malik roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Ek baar Do na plz Do kisi ko pata nahi chalega plz Do na mujhe aacha lagega Ek baar hamari dosti ki khatir de do sirf ekbaar ek pyara sa SMS.
Ek Mechanic ki biwi ke bachcha hua. Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Sparepart" aa gaya! Usne reply main poocha, "NUT" hai ki "BOLT".
Ek Mechanic ki biwi ke bachcha hua. Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Sparepart" aa gaya! Usne reply main poocha, "NUT" hai ki "BOLT".
Ek purani haweli mein band se kamre mein dhul se bhari tasvir k peche lage jaale mein fasi makdi ki poonch par baithe machar ki kasam "I MISS U" ...
Frndship is like rubberband......flexible........U can strech as much as u want, but dont leave it after streching.......its hurts a lot...
G GO GOO GOOD GOOD N GOOD NI GOOD NIG GOOD NIGH GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT DEAR
G kar raha hai ki tumhe akele me kisi andhere kone me tumhare hoto k pass apne hot le jakar tumhe 1 ki kis kis kis kiss kissa sunao.
G kar raha hai ki tumhe akele me kisi andhere kone me tumhare hoto k pass apne hot le jakar tumhe 1 ki kis kis kis kiss kissa sunao.
Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai ? Balance khatm ? Ab kya karoge? kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge? Main batata hun kya karna hai...Mujhe no. Do Me bol dunga
Greeting From R:One day you will ask me what is more important 2me,you or my life? I will say my life &you will leave me without realising that you are my life.
Greeting From R:The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,like song without music,like rose without smell,like face without smile,like ME without U!
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaegi.Har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi.Hum itni yade bhar dege aapke dil me k na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad hamari aaegi
HAR SAMUNDAR MEIN SAHIL NAHI HOTA HAR JAHAAZ MEIN MISSILE NAHI HOTA AGAR DHIRUBHAI KA SAPNA NA HOTA TO HAR LUCCHE K PASS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai, Zindagi Mein Pyar Kisne Paya Hai, Hum Yadon Mein Jhumte Hai Uski Aur Zamana Kehta Hai, Dekho Aaj Phir Peekar Aaya hai...
HUM AGAR APKO MIL NAHI PATE AISA NAHI K AAP YAD NAHI ATE MANA K SARE RISTEY NIBHYE NAHI JATE PAR JO DIL ME BAS JATE HAY WO BHULAYE NAHI JATE.
Hum pehli baar kahan,kab aur kaise mile the.Haan yaad aaya train ruki,khidki khuli,nazren mili aur tumne kaha-BHAGWAN KE NAAM PE DEDE BABA
In this cruel world, itz very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me..!
In this cruel world, itz very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me..!
In Train wife sez 2 Hubby:2day is our wddng anivrsy,do sumthng. Hubby:Can't u see wat's wrttn on d board "Chalti train main chadna mana hai"
Is diwali apko,shiv ki shakti,meera ki bhakti,ganesh ki shidhi,chanakya ki budhi,sharda ka gayan, ram ki maryada va kuber ka dhan prapt ho.Happy diwali .
Is Duniya Mein 3 Tarha Ke Log Khush Naseeb Hote Hai. 1, Jinhe Sachcha Pyar Milta Hai. 2, Jinhe Achcha Yaar Milta Hai. 3, Jinhe Mere SMS Bar Bar Milta Hai.
Is Duniya Mein 3 Tarha Ke Log Khush Naseeb Hote Hai. 1, Jinhe Sachcha Pyar Milta Hai. 2, Jinhe Achcha Yaar Milta Hai. 3, Jinhe Mere SMS Bar Bar Milta Hai.
Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye, kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye, kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata, yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Ishwar kre Apko life mein sb mile jaise Chndrgupt ki shkti Meer@ ki bhkti Gandhi ki ahinsa india ki prampara microsoft ke share rupiyon ke dher ta
Isse pehle ki shal ka antim suraj aast ho.Isse phele ki 2005 ka calender nast ho. Isse pehle ki aap khusi ke mahol mein mast ho.Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vayast ho. Dua hai ki aane wala shal aap ke liye zabardast ho. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006.
Jaam Karva Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Piya Na Jaye, Zindagi Mein Dard Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Jiya Na Jaye, Mana Sms Par Charge Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Kiya Na Jaye.
Jab jab hame py3Yz lagti hai,unke aane ki aas lagti hai.unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...
Jo is msg ko padh rha he woh LUVABLE SMART CUTE SWEET INTLIGNT GUDLUKNG nahi hai to kya hua jisne bheja wo to hai...
Just wanted to remind you that I LOVE YOU Sender: BIPASHA BASU +919820070420 khush ho gye APNI SHAKAL DEKHI HAI.Dont mind...
Just wanted to remind you that I LOVE YOU Sender: BIPASHA BASU +919820070420 khush ho gye APNI SHAKAL DEKHI HAI.Dont mind.....
Kadam kadam pe hawao sey taluk rakana dosti ke dur mai dosti ka asra rakana hamari yado ki khusboo jarur aaygi aap bas apana mobile on rakhan.
Kadam kadam pe hawao sey taluk rakana dosti ke dur mai dosti ka asra rakana hamari yado ki khusboo jarur aaygi aap bas apana mobile on rakhan.
Kal ho na ho aaj to hai.aaj ho na yeh pal to hai yeh pal ho na ho hum tum to hai hum tum ho na ho yeh dosti to hai ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY..
kamal ko bhi gulab bana dete,unki yaad mai gazal bana dete,kambakht marti nahi ladkiya humpar warna moradabad mai tajmahal bana dete...
ke sar, motor waale starter le jaayenge, hum current de chuke sanam, machine hamari winding tumhara, kya yahi phase hai, English regulator desi fan.
Kismat Khulti Nahi, Shaadi Hoti Nahi, Taj_Mahal Banana Tha Mumtaz Milti Nahin, Ek Din Kismat Khuli, Shaadi hui, Par Taj_Mahal Kaise Banau Kambakht Mumtaz Marti Nahin....!
Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,when it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,so lets do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,but whenever u need a truefriend,MAIN HOON NA
LIFE never seems to be the way we want it,but we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no PERFECT life,but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT.
Likhne se pehle salaam karte hai,Dard-e-dil se pegaam karte hai,ye mat samajhana ke bhool gaye hai hum,yaad to apko subha shaam karte hai.
LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) LOVE is injurious 4 health.
LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) LOVE is injurious 4 health..
Maine masum baharo me tujhe dekha hai,maine mosom ke isharo me tujhe dekha hai,mere mehbub tere inkar ki kasam,maine ashko k kataro me tujhe Dekha hai.
Mana hum itne SWEET nahi ki Diabetes ho jaye, Na hi itne SALTY ki B.P badh jaye. Na hi itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye. Par hum itne KADWE bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
Mom:Beti,ladka pasand aaya? Beti:Ladka toh thik hai,par mota bahut hai. Mom:TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 29 Inch ka,Remote toh 6 Inch ka hi hota hai!
muskil se khabhi Aapki mulakat na ho, udas batho Khabhi Aishi koi baat na ho, dua hai ki mehfil se saji jindagi Aapki, bas hamain pukar lena agar koi saa
NAMASKAR Main aisa SMS hun jisko murkh insaan padhte hain, Nalayak insaan doosro ko fwd karte hain, Bewakoof delete karte hain aur Pagal store kar lete hain..
NAMASKAR Main aisa SMS hun jisko murkh insaan padhte hain, Nalayak insaan dusro ko fwd karte hain, Bewakoof delete karte hain aur Pagal store kar lete hain..
Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak,Dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, Mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada,msg ko mere mitaoge kab tak..
Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak,Dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, Mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada,msg ko mere mitaoge kab tak...
Night has gone & moon too. Sun has arrive with the sky blue... open ur beautiful eyes thr is a sms 4 u. ***Happy*** ***day***...
Pandit Ji ne apke mobile ki rashi dek k btaya hai k apke moble Per KANJUSI ki mahdsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 5-10sms bhej k grah shant kare...
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de.
Phool bina...Khushbo bekaar Chand bina... Chandni bekaar Dost bina... Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina...U..R...Right!Tera Mobile bekar
Pyar ko bhulana fitrat nhi hmari aapse door rahna majburi he hamari jine ke leye sirf saans kafi nhi aapka hona bhi jarurat hai hamari.
Q: Y is reading a playboy magazine like seeing National Geographic? A:"U get to see a lot of gud places you'll never get to visit."
Raaz dil me chupate hai wo, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo, bat karte nahi ya hoti nahi, per shukr hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate haiwo.
Similarity betwen gandhi and malika sherawat.dono ne kapdo ko tyag diya, ek ne humare desh k liye dusre ne humare jaise deshwasio ke liye...
Stars have Five ends ...Square has four ends ...Triangle has three ends ...Line has two ends... Life has one end ... but Circle of our LOVE has no End.
Suraj ki her kiran roshni de apko.Chand ki roshni chandni de apko.Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi Dene wala her khushi de apko.Happy Birthday.
T I T A N I C _ll__ . _,-"::::::::"=._,/t__ "____________/ U see how special u r to me i came by ship..wish U A HAPPY NEW YEAR.2006..
ta ke senses ambani ke licenses birla ka bangla daler ka bhangra rajnikant ka style madhuri ki smile amitabh ki personality ratan tata ki populari
Teacher:What shud there be in a book to make it bestseller? Boy:It shud have Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. ;)
Teachr angrily:Do u knw d imp of periods? Kid:Ya,once my sis said she had missd 1,my Mom faintd, Dad got a heartattack & our drivr ran away!
Teri zindagi mein kabhi koi ghum na ho teri aankhen kabhi aansuon se namm na ho tujhe mile zindagi ki har khushi .bhale hi us khushi main hum na ho
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,like song without music,like rose without smell,like face without smile,like ME without U!
Thru thìs I Am Trying 2 Send My Wìshes & Care on this Ocassioñ OF DIWALI 2 My heart Means 2 U. HAPPY DIWALI 2 U & Ur family
Thru thìs I Am Trying 2 Send My Wìshes & Care on this Ocassioñ OF New Year 2 My heart Means 2 U. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2 U & Ur family.
Tumhare dil main rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano main rahenge ring tone bankar,Kabhi dil se delete mat karna,Hum tumhare sath chalange network bankar.
ty world tour ka ticket SACHIN ka wicket mercedes ki car diamond ka haar . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya? Laalchi ! !
Ummeed aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare, raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare, pyar kam na ho kabhi dosti me, talab aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
Wah aapke kya nakhre. gajab apki Style hai. SMS kabhi karna kabhi nahi karna our kehte ho mere pass Mobile hai.
Wah aapke kya nakhre. gajab apki Style hai. SMS kabhi karna kabhi nahi karna our kehte ho mere pass Mobile hai...
What if electrical engineer start making movies : Munnabhai Wireman, Hamara Tester Aapke pass hai, bulb jal gaya, tower se tower tak , iska Resistance us
What Is a Girl Friend? ans:Addition ofProblem, substraction of money,Multiplication of enemy, Division of Friends. So be careful !
What Is a Girl Friend? ans:Addition ofProblem, substraction of money,Multiplication of enemy, Division of Friends. So be careful !
What is long and hard, has a hole at the tip. And wen inserted into a wet, hairy, tite hole, makes u feel gr8? Socho Kya hoga..... Chi kitna ganda Sochte ho ye to "VICKS INHALER"hai.
Wife:muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan jitna.Wife:mere marne ke bad Tajmhal bnaoge? Hus:Maine to plot le rakha hai delay tum kar rahi
Yahi to khobsurat dosti ka naata hai, jo bina kisi shart ke liya jata hai, rahe duriyan darmiya to parwah nahi, dost ko harpal dil mein basaya jata hai.
Ye hamari national health SERVICE hai.isme hum ap jaise logon ko aadhi raat utha kar SUSU karna yaad dilate hai taki apka bed gila na ho!
yo nafrat se kanto ko na Dekho, Kaam ayenge, fakat foolon se a gul dosti achchi nahi hoti. –Manojr
Zindagi Main Tum Bahut Aage Jaoge...Kyonki Jahan Bhi Jaoge Log Kahenge "CHAL BE CHAL AAGE CHAL
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DOSTI

Dost hain to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,Dost na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai....Sara khel to dosti ka hai,Warna arthi aur baarat ek saman hoti hai....
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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti haiDilldari dosto ki shaan hoti haiKahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mereYahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai
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Har kali tujse khusbhu udhar mange,Har aftab tujse roshni udhar mange,Tum dosti aesi karo kiHar koi tumari dosti udhar mange....
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Bewafaa se pyar nahi hota,Marne ke baad intezaar nahi hota,Dosti dekh kar karna mere dost ,Har dost hamari tarah wafadaar nahi hota.......
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Woh nadiyaan nahi thi aansu the mere,Jis par mere Dost kashti chalate rahe...Manzil mile unhe yeh chahat thi meri,Isliye hum aansu pe aansu bahate rahe...
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Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti,Humari hi waha pehchan hoti,Bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se,Kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti.
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Mushkilo se ghabra ke ab jina nahi chahte,Dur tum se hoke ab rehna nahi chahte,Yun to dost bahut bane iss zindagi me,Par aap jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte.
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Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koiTeri sanso pe naam likh gaya koiChalo waada raha tumseBhool jana hume agar humseAhcha dost tumhe mil gaya koi...
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Vaise to kayi dost hai hamareJaise aasman me hai kai taarePar aap dosti ke aasman ke wo chand hainJiske samne fike padte hai saare sitare..
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Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahi milta,Har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi miltaMaine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,Har insaan ko aap jaisa yaar nahi milta.
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Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah,aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah,kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se,unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah......
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Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka naata hai,Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jaata hai...Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nahi,Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata hai...
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Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain...
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Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge......Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satyaenge.....Zarurat pade to dil se pukarana........Mar bhi rahe honge to Khudase mohlat lekar aayenge
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Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle ...Aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki.......Is zamin par utarne se pehle....
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Shaam ki tanhai mein kho na jana,Kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni maanzil ko paakar is dost ko bhul na jana.....
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KHUS NASEEB HO AP ,JO HUM IS DOSTI KO ITNI SIDDAT SE CHAHTE HAIN,VARNA HUM TO VO HASTI HAINJO KHAWOON MAIN B APPOINTMENT SE AATE HAIN
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Woh ek dost jpo rishtey mein kareeb sa lagta hai,Bahut pass hai dil ke phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi khat ya telephone uska,Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hai
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Aisa saathi chahiye..jo..hume apna maan sake....Humaare har dukh ko jaan sake...Chal rahe ho hum tez baarish mei...Fir b paani mei se aansuuuo ko pehchaan sake..
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Dosti ki daastaan jab waqt sunayega....Tumhe bhi ek shaks yaad aayega.....Bhool jaaoge zindagi ke saare gham,,,Jab mere saath bitaya hua ek-ek pal yaad aayega.
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Dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,Dosti khuda hai to khone na dena,Karte ho dosti jab kisi se,To us dost ko kabhi rone na dena.
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Khuda ne poocha mujse..Shakil tu dosto me itna kyon khoya hai???To dil se ye aawaz aayee.....k aye khuda.....Doston ne hi to dee hai khushiyaaan.....Warna pyar karke to dil sirf roya hai.....
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Dua hai jaan ki ek hi ghar me rista hamara ho,Agar dil tera dadke tho dhadkan hamara ho,Agar asu tera nikle to akha hamari ho,Agar sans teri ruhke to maut hamara ho...
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Nafratse Mohabbat Me Judai Hoti Hai...Pyar To Humesha Bewafaee Hoti Hai......Humare Taraf Haath Badhakar To Dekho....Dosti Me Kitnee Sacchai Hoti Hai.......:
*********************************************************Zindagi humari itni roshan na hotiAgar aap ye gulshan abaad na karte,,,,,Mana hum baat nahi karte hai..Iska matlab ye nhi ki hum aapko yaad nahi karte hai
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Dost to ruksat ho jaate hai....Par kuch yaaddoon k daaayre ban jaate hai...Bhuul jana to insaan ki fitrat hai...Par kch dost yadoo me bass jaate hai
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COOL

Tere liye chand kyaSitaro ko bhi tod dungaTu sadhi ke liye ha kahoGhar walo ko kyaGhar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Its funny when people discuss overLove marriage and arranged marriageIt is like asking a person if he wouldLike to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
Osama to big B: How are you??Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.
Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon.Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aaoLerki : Sandle utaron kya?Larka : Stupid ye mandir nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?Customer : Kumar’s.S.M : Which after shave do y use ?C : Kumar’s.S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?C : Kumar’s ?S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?C : Kumar’s.S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?C : No, he is my room mate.
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungiMaa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khayaTo kisi ne kasam khai haiHum wo majnoo haiJis ne sirf laat khai hai
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MISSING YOU
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Within you I lose myself...Without you I find myselfWanting to be lost again.
Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair.
Your absence has gone through meLike thread through a needleEverything I do is stitched with its color.
What shall I do with all the days and hoursThat must be counted ere I see thy face?How shall I charm the interval that lowersBetween this time and that sweet time of grace?
Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will.
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
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SAMSUNG SECRET CODES

On the main screen type

Software version: *#9999#
IMEI number: *#06#
Serial number: *#0001#
Battery status- Memory capacity : *#9998*246#
Debug screen: *#9998*324# - *#8999*324#
LCD kontrast: *#9998*523#
Vibration test: *#9998*842# - *#8999*842#
Alarm beeper - Ringtone test : *#9998*289# - *#8999*289#
Smiley: *#9125#
Software version: *#0837#
Display contrast: *#0523# - *#8999*523#
Battery info: *#0228# or *#8999*228#
Display storage capacity: *#8999*636#
Display SIM card information: *#8999*778#
Show date and alarm clock: *#8999*782#
The display during warning: *#8999*786#
Samsung hardware version: *#8999*837#
Show network information: *#8999*638#
Display received channel number and received intensity: *#8999*9266#

*#1111# S/W Version
*#1234# Firmware Version
*#2222# H/W Version
*#8999*8376263# All Versions Together
*#8999*8378# Test Menu
*#4777*8665# GPSR Tool
*#8999*523# LCD Brightness
*#8999*377# Error LOG Menu
*#8999*327# EEP Menu
*#8999*667# Debug Mode
*#92782# PhoneModel (Wap)
#*5737425# JAVA Mode
*#2255# Call List
*#232337# Bluetooth MAC Adress
*#5282837# Java Version

Type in *#0000# on a Samsung A300 to reset the language
Master reset(unlock) #*7337# (for the new samsungs E700 x600 but not E710)
Samsung E700 type *#2255# to show secret call log (not tested)
Samsung A300, A800 phone unlock enter this *2767*637#
Samsung V200, S100, S300 phone unlock : *2767*782257378#

#*4773# Incremental Redundancy
#*7785# Reset wakeup & RTK timer cariables/variables
#*7200# Tone Generator Mute
#*3888# BLUETOOTH Test mode
#*7828# Task screen
#*#8377466# S/W Version & H/W Version
#*2562# Restarts Phone
#*2565# No Blocking? General Defense.
#*3353# General Defense, Code Erased.
#*3837# Phone Hangs on White screen.
#*3849# Restarts Phone
#*7337# Restarts Phone (Resets Wap Settings)
#*2886# AutoAnswer ON/OFF
#*7288# GPRS Detached/Attached
#*7287# GPRS Attached
#*7666# White Screen
#*7693# Sleep Deactivate/Activate
#*2286# Databattery
#*2527# GPRS switching set to (Class 4, 8, 9, 10)
#*2679# Copycat feature Activa/Deactivate
#*3940# External looptest 9600 bps
#*4263# Handsfree mode Activate/Deactivate
#*2558# Time ON
#*3941# External looptest 115200 bps
#*5176# L1 Sleep
#*7462# SIM Phase
#*7983# Voltage/Freq
#*7986# Voltage
#*8466# Old Time
#*2255# Call Failed
#*5376# DELETE ALL SMS!!!!
#*6837# Official Software Version: (0003000016000702)
#*2337# Permanent Registration Beep
#*2474# Charging Duration
#*2834# Audio Path (Handsfree)
#*3270# DCS Support Activate/Deactivate
#*3282# Data Activate/Deactivate
#*3476# EGSM Activate/Deactivate
#*3676# FORMAT FLASH VOLUME!!!
#*4760# GSM Activate/Deactivate
#*4864# White Screen
#*7326# Accessory
#*7683# Sleep variable
#*3797# Blinks 3D030300 in RED
#*7372# Resetting the time to DPB variables
#*3273# EGPRS multislot (Class 4, 8, 9, 10)
#*7722# RLC bitmap compression Activate/Deactivate
#*2351# Blinks 1347E201 in RED
#*2775# Switch to 2 inner speaker
#*7878# FirstStartup (0=NO, 1=YES)
#*3838# Blinks 3D030300 in RED
#*2077# GPRS Switch
#*2027# GPRS Switch
#*0227# GPRS Switch
#*0277# GPRS Switch
#*22671# AMR REC START
#*22672# Stop AMR REC (File name: /a/multimedia/sounds/voice list/ENGMODE.amr)
#*22673# Pause REC
#*22674# Resume REC
#*22675# AMR Playback
#*22676# AMR Stop Play
#*22677# Pause Play
#*22678# Resume Play
#*77261# PCM Rec Req
#*77262# Stop PCM Rec
#*77263# PCM Playback
#*77264# PCM Stop Play
#*22679# AMR Get Time
*#8999*364# Watchdog ON/OFF
*#8999*427# WATCHDOG signal route setup
*2767*3855# = Full Reset (Caution every stored data will be deleted.)
*2767*2878# = Custom Reset
*2767*927# = Wap Reset
*2767*226372# = Camera Reset (deletes photos)
*2767*688# Reset Mobile TV
#7263867# = RAM Dump (On or Off)

*2767*49927# = Germany WAP Settings
*2767*44927# = UK WAP Settings
*2767*31927# = Netherlands WAP Settings
*2767*420927# = Czech WAP Settings
*2767*43927# = Austria WAP Settings
*2767*39927# = Italy WAP Settings
*2767*33927# = France WAP Settings
*2767*351927# = Portugal WAP Settings
*2767*34927# = Spain WAP Settings
*2767*46927# = Sweden WAP Settings
*2767*380927# = Ukraine WAP Settings
*2767*7927# = Russia WAP Settings
*2767*30927# = GREECE WAP Settings
*2767*73738927# = WAP Settings Reset
*2767*49667# = Germany MMS Settings
*2767*44667# = UK MMS Settings
*2767*31667# = Netherlands MMS Settings
*2767*420667# = Czech MMS Settings
*2767*43667# = Austria MMS Settings
*2767*39667# = Italy MMS Settings
*2767*33667# = France MMS Settings
*2767*351667# = Portugal MMS Settings
*2767*34667# = Spain MMS Settings
*2767*46667# = Sweden MMS Settings
*2767*380667# = Ukraine MMS Settings
*2767*7667#. = Russia MMS Settings
*2767*30667# = GREECE MMS Settings

*#7465625# = Check the phone lock status
*7465625*638*Code# = Enables Network lock
#7465625*638*Code# = Disables Network lock
*7465625*782*Code# = Enables Subset lock
#7465625*782*Code# = Disables Subset lock
*7465625*77*Code# = Enables SP lock
#7465625*77*Code# = Disables SP lock
*7465625*27*Code# = Enables CP lock
#7465625*27*Code# = Disables CP lock
*7465625*746*Code# = Enables SIM lock
#7465625*746*Code# = Disables SIM lock
*7465625*228# = Activa lock ON
#7465625*228# = Activa lock OFF
*7465625*28638# = Auto Network lock ON
#7465625*28638# = Auto Network lock OFF
*7465625*28782# = Auto subset lock ON
#7465625*28782# = Auto subset lock OFF
*7465625*2877# = Auto SP lock ON
#7465625*2877# = Auto SP lock OFF
*7465625*2827# = Auto CP lock ON
#7465625*2827# = Auto CP lock OFF
*7465625*28746# = Auto SIM lock ON
#7465625*28746# = Auto SIM lock OFF

Type *#9998*627837793# Go to the 'my parameters' and there you will find new menu where you can unlock phone.(not tested-for samsung C100)
To unlock a Samsung turn the phone off take the sim card and type the following code *#pw+15853649247w# .
Java status code: #*53696# (Samsung X600)

NOTE
Some of these codes may not work.
One can try these codes at their own risk!
We don't accept any complaints.

SONY ERICSSON SECRET CODES

On the main screen type

Sony Ericsson Secret Menu: -> * <- <- * <- *
(-> means press joystick, arrow keys or jogdial to the right and <- means left.)
You'll see phone model, software info, IMEI, configuration info, sim lock status, REAL time clock, total call time and text labels.
You can also test your phones services and hardware from this menu (main display, camera, LED/illumination, Flash LED, keyboard, earphone, speaker, microphone, radio and vibrator tests)

IMEI Number: *#06#
Lockstatus: <- * * <-
Shortcut to last dialed numbers: 0#
Shortcut to sim numbers: On main menu type a number and press #

If you change the language from default to any other language, then it may be difficult to switch to default language. The shortcut is very simple. Just press < 0000 > . < stands for left arrow button or joystick and > stands for right arrow button or joystick.

NOTE
Some of these codes may not work.
One can try these codes at their own risk!
We don't accept any complaints.

MOTOROLA SECRET CODES

On the main screen type

IMEI number:
*#06#
Code to lock keys. Press together *7
Note: [] (pause) means the * key held in until box appears.

Select phone line - (use this to write things below the provider name):
[] [] [] 0 0 8 [] 1 []
Add phonebook to main menu:
[] [] [] 1 0 5 [] 1 []
Add messages to main menu:
[] [] [] 1 0 7 [] 1 []
Copy SIM memory (phonebook menu):
[] [] [] 1 0 8 [] 1 []
Eng Field options (main menu):
[] [] [] 1 1 3 [] 1 []
Slow (Frequency of search menu):
[] [] [] 1 0 1 [] 1 []
Medium (Frequency of search menu):
[] [] [] 1 0 2 [] 1 []
Fast (Frequency of search menu):
[] [] [] 1 0 3 [] 1 []
Enable EFR:
[] [] [] 1 1 9 [] 1 []
Function :
[] [] [] # # # [] 1 []

Change pin:
[] [] [] 0 0 4 [] 1 []
Unblocking using the "puk" number:
[] [] [] 0 0 5 [] 1 []

There are lots of similar codes exist. If you change the last number to 0 you can deactive that code. The 3 digit number at the middle are from 0 to 999. I put the most interesting codes. (EFR):Enhanced Full Rate Codec.

You can change GSM frequencies to 900/1800 by entering the enginnering model. Following the below steps:
enter menu and press 048263* quickly, then you will enter the secret engineering menu
under "Opcode"
input 10*0*3 for GSM 900
10*0*4 for GSM 1800
10*0*5 for GSM 1900
10*0*6 for dual band GSM 900/1800
10*0*7 for dual band GSM 850/1900

To add extra message space 4 your Motorola C350 C450 C550 or C650, press menu button, press 048263* quickly, then on the popup menu enter 47 press ok.press 50 and ok.press 1 ok.press 64 ok.press 1 ok.press 186 and ok.You will receive an extra 50 msgs memory space.Switch phone off and back on.(not tested)

NOTE
Some of these codes may not work.
One can try these codes at their own risk!
We don't accept any complaints.

NOKIA SECRET CODES

On the main screen type

*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity).
*#7780# reset to factory settings.
*#67705646# This will clear the LCD display(operator logo).
*#0000# To view software version.
*#2820# Bluetooth device address.
*#746025625# Sim clock allowed status.
*#62209526# - Display the MAC address of the WLAN adapter. This is available only in the newer devices that supports WLAN like N80
#pw+1234567890+1# Shows if sim have restrictions.

*#92702689# - takes you to a secret menu where you may find some of the information below:
1. Displays Serial Number.
2. Displays the Month and Year of Manufacture
3. Displays (if there) the date where the phone was purchased (MMYY)
4. Displays the date of the last repair - if found (0000)
5. Shows life timer of phone (time passes since last start)

*#3370# - Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) activation. Increase signal strength, better signal reception. It also help if u want to use GPRS and the service is not responding or too slow. Phone battery will drain faster though.
*#3370* - (EFR) deactivation. Phone will automatically restart. Increase battery life by 30% because phone receives less signal from network.
*#4720# - Half Rate Codec activation.
*#4720* - Half Rate Codec deactivation. The phone will automatically restart

If you forgot wallet code for Nokia S60 phone, use this code reset: *#7370925538#
Note, your data in the wallet will be erased. Phone will ask you the lock code. Default lock code is: 12345

Press *#3925538# to delete the contents and code of wallet.

*#7328748263373738# resets security code.
Default security code is 12345

Unlock service provider: Insert sim, turn phone on and press vol up(arrow keys) for 3 seconds, should say pin code. Press C,then press * message should flash, press * again and 04*pin*pin*pin#

Change closed caller group (settings >security settings>user groups) to 00000 and ure phone will sound the message tone when you are near a radar speed trap. Setting it to 500 will cause your phone 2 set off security alarms at shop exits, gr8 for practical jokes! (works with some of the Nokia phones.)

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